Kool Drawer

 

Oh no! I am so gay! - Rick (KoolDrawer)

 

A.k.a. Rick. This is basically a stupid ass who fails coming out the gate.

KoolDrawer in his first journal entry says this:

hi my name is Rick and i am new to devinart. im an awessome artist and i like to draw i am better than most people at drawing and I like to talk to people. but dont be stupid or mean okay? bye

Fortunately it was saved before the troll (or the admins) removed it.

And like the fail troll he is...here's another saved quote from the now removed account.

Yeah, I'm really jealous. I wish I could draw masterpieces like this.

This of course was ShadowSpyro exhibiting sarcasm that KoolDrawer failed to pick up. Geeesh!

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/KoolDrawer


Their trolling contacts. i.e. pathetic minions.

Fuckwit 1

Fuckwit 2

Michael Batton

 Laces Out!

Michael Batton, also known as JaguarsFan2012, WahamasNumber1Fan, MBSportsandGames and Mikeyb6786, is a troubled man in his late twenties from Middleport, Ohio (formerly Jacksonville, Florida). When he isn't 'sperging around at home when he should be earning minimum wage as a janitor, he enjoys watching NASCAR, Football, uploading video gameplays and raging at people who give him any form of negative criticism (Or those who gave it to him in the distant past), all the while using a vaguely-effeminate voice that bears a startling resemblance to a certain Chris-chan.

It wasn't just nonsensical videos, Michael also wrote many blog posts during this time. Most of these blogs centered around his Mother who he claimed had walked out on his life to be with Michael's stepfather. This would be a source of blame for all of Michael's negative actions for years to come.

 

Dan Weiss threatening violence to those that Criticize Michael. LOL

 

And more fucktardedness...

 

The fail troll can also be looked up and laughed at here at this link.

 

 Never mistake kindness for stupidity. And this fucker did.

 

 

Mike Roach

He's a dancing fool!

Oh Egad! This creep is fail troll with all the makings of a very unfulfilled life.

He goes by the username Mikeroach113. Got it? Good.

Mikeroach113 is probably one of the most egotistical douchebags to ever grace the hipster-stained site of Last.fm. He's a 21-year-old internet tough guy/asshole, and a hardcore Christian metalfag (LOL WUT) who listens to hair metal shit all the time, and plays games like Megaman and is a Capcom fanboy.

One of his biggest fails was to do the very thing that all other fail trolls featured here, does; say something to embarass themselves and then go back on it, trying to delete all evidence of it. Like say, for instance, the stuff on their own blogs, etc.

Mike Roach has said himself that Frank Zappa sucks. However, upon seeing this article, he will delete all traces of him saying that and then claim to be a long-time fan, just to fit in with the 'cool kids' (this has been confirmed).

His original account got suspended from YouTube, probably because he's even a failure there.

You can get more info here.